Please follow me on my fitness-journey - i follow all healthy fitblrs back :)
Buy me Nike clothes and I’ll let you take them off later
Please follow me on my fitness-journey - i follow all healthy fitblrs back :)
Buy me Nike clothes and I’ll let you take them off later
i overheard a straight boy complaining about he can’t wear plaid anymore because “lesbians ruined it” and it just made me so happy. i really think that we as a people need to come together and steal more things from straight boys. just contaminate everything they love with the gay. snapbacks. henleys. tapout tshirts. those ugly-ass nike sandals, i hate them but i’m willing to take one for the team if it means i can see more straight boys crying
I wish Nike sponsored me
look I totally love girls and stuff but being friends with girls who aren’t feminists is so fucking exhausting like Idgaf that Suzy sucked dick for a McChicken last night Debra mind yo damn business
Girls do not dress for boys. They dress for themselves, and of course, for each other. If girls dressed for boys they’d just walk around naked all the time.
@ girls who wear fake eyelashes to school: the fact that u take the time to glue individual hairs to ur eyeball to look nice for ur education is admirable and i envy u because I do not have nearly that amount of dedication
As a guy, I never notice unless I’m inches from a girl’s face anyway so what’s the big effort for?
Also, maybe biased because I prefer girls without makeup tbh
i have a feeling u don’t get too close to any girl’s face anyway so unfortunately your preferences are completely irrelevant
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg
"good girls are bad girls that haven’t been caught"
[kicks ice cube under the fridge]
…and I’m jealous of every girl who came before me. The girls you knew, the girls you kissed, before you had even heard my name.
-Do your hair up however you like it best
-Do your makeup however you like it best
-Wear the outfit you feel cutest in
-Look in the mirror and go “I’m a sexy mama”
-Walk out the door like you’re ready to fuck shit up
